Sunday, February 14, 2010

A Conversation with My Grandmother

When I was talking with my grandmother about possible places to move, the following conversation occured:

Me: What do you think of La Candelaria?
Grandmother:  They'll shoot you as soon as you leave the house. Or at the very least, you'll be mugged. At knife point.

Me: And the international center?
Grandmother: I wouldn't be caught dead there. Too many muggings.  

Me:  How about Teusaquillo or La Soledad?
Grandmother:  No way, that area has gone really down hill.  There are a lot of muggings. And if you leave the house, the robbers will take all your belongings.

Me:  What about Chapinero Alto?
Grandmother:  No mijita, that's too empty at night.  There are a lot of muggings.
Me: But that's a good area.
Grandmother:  Only if you have a car.  Otherwise you'll be mugged every night.

Me: Ok, what about los Rosales (one of the most expensive, exclusive Bogota neighborhoods)
Grandmother:  Absolutely not.  There are tons of muggings there.
Me:  But it's a super rich area.
Grandmother:  Exactly.  And the robbers now that, so they mug people all the time.

So according to my grandmother, Unicentro is the only livable spot in Bogota.

1 comment:

  1. Just a short time ago if this happened to someone it would been a source of shame and embarrassment, not to be broadcast. A friend of mine recently sent me a viral email of photos from a lost camera of a couple's most intimate acts. He thought it was hilarious.

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